Minnesota (July 2013) 129


Dear Nate,

I don’t particularly like that you have kicked my butt in Monopoly the three times we have played.

Minnesota (July 2013) 131

And every time I’ve been the banker so I know you’re not cheating.

It’s just not fair that you keep winning.

Minnesota (July 2013) 132


Did you know the one time my dad called my mom “a bad name” was from a game of Monopoly?

Sometimes I’m not much better.

Thanks for still playing the game with me.

But someday soon. You’re going down.

– Tomato S.O.R.E. Loser