I grew up adamant that my family get a real tree and that we open Christmas gifts on Christmas. I’m a traditionalist what can I say.
Really it’s just that I like to take Christmas to the max.
I’m aware this is weird / odd. Thank you.
So handsome and I went walking through the Christmas tree farm looking to cut down our own tree.
We gave em a good smell.
Measured them with scrutiny.
Isn’t she a bute? The tree is pretty nice too.
MERRY CHRISTMAS!!
AND CHOPPED IT DOWN!
It was a pretty manly thing to do.
She’s so big the tree farm had to deliver it for us.
In fact she’s so big the whole farm laughed at us when they heard we were just going to throw it on the roof.
I love her.
She makes me sing Christmas carols.
Loudly.
Which isn’t really new.
Ask my family what I was like in June.
With an Alvin and the Chipmonk CD.
Ya.
-Tomato FALALALALAAAA