Tea with the Queen


I could never make it.

Do you see all the silverware (that is actually silver)?

Do you see all that class?

I would

1. Break something

2. Make a bodily function

3. Talk about something unsettling (feminism, poverty, famine, genitals – you name it I’m that awkward person)

4. Forget to be excused

5. Spill

But it was fun to look at where the queen could drink tea.

-Tomato Travels, Spills, and Is naturally human