Tooth Fairy

The tooth fairy came today and dropped off this note.

Dear Nate,

I heard you lost your last baby tooth! I, the tooth fairy, am very happy for you. Mostly because this means I get to add one more tooth-sized brick to my castle. I apologize for taking too long, but the little boys and girls who lost their tooths come before big people like you. I’m sure you understand. None the less I thought you would enjoy this. I figured with my normal rate and the interest you’ve been collecting by holding onto this darn tooth so long you deserve it.

Happy days,
The Tooth fairy.